Terrorist attack

niCk to NIS (sms) "Terrorist attack com med department. End Posting exam in my house"

NIS to niCk (sms) " @#%#@ come fast la, don't be late"

niCk to NIS (sms) " why would terrorist attack com med department?"

NIS to niCk (sms) " because nick tai has bush in his pants and rice in his tunmmy"

niCk to NIS (sms) "no no. because even if they can't kill medicine, they can kill the community"

"Hands up!"

ultimate hyper super duper blur case

do some follow up about the birthday party that i was talking about last week.

it was min ming's birthday on monday by the way.

so we decided to head to China Valley right after clinical skills for the dinner.

so min ming, thought that she wanted to give us a treat, asked us, "how much do you think i should withdraw huh?"

and i told her, "erm... Rs300 per person enough la."

obviously i was joking.

so fine, she went to withdrew money from the ATM near our clinical lab.

(in China Valley)

"so min ming, how much did you withdraw?"
"Rs7000"

five of us went speechless for a moment.

"because last time i remember they spent Rs3000 celebrating birthday at blue waters..."

"that's when they drown themselves in vodka ma!"

to cut the whole long story short, the bill came up to be Rs725

as usual, the fighting-to-pay scene went on.

frankly speaking i hate this kinda "i pay, i pay" moment but not this time.

Chun mun paid the bill with Rs1000. everything was done so fast, faster than min ming taking her money out (Rs 7000 to be exact)

after that, min ming was holding the whole stack of cash with the stunted face (gosh! you guys just have to see that).

she was lost, she didn't know how to count dy. we ate Rs725 and she had Rs7000. she kept counting and counting.

after 2 minutes, so took two Rs500 notes out and exclaimed, " eh! these (Rs1000) is enough dy lar!"

everybody went laughing.

nope, nobody took her Rs1000.

now see, who is the blur case.

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will post about "why niCk does not have a girlfriend" next.

tired

ultimate blur case

remember the the birthday girl that i was talking about? yeah. i was a blur case then.

but this is ultimate:

"i know why (you asked me out for dinner) dy!" - the girl (sms me at
3am)

"you siao! 3am telling me you found out why." - niCk (sms)

"so how did you find out btw?" - niCk (sms)

"someone reminded me, i don't have the habit to correlate the date and the day, that's why i didn't know monday is special." - the girl (sms)

oh well, it's her birthday henyway...

blur case

i thought Monday is someone's birthday, so i told Vincent and he suggested to ajak her for dinner on Monday.

so i smsed her to tell her that we want to have dinner with her on Monday.

her replies:

"you both never eaten dinner with me before suddenly ask me out for dinner for what?"
"don't bluff me wor?!"
"later if i go and you guys are not there then how? i know it's a prank!"

so then i itchy itchy go and double check her birth date.

my response in an sms to vincent (yes, as housemates, we do sms to make full use of the free smses we have):

"her birthday is 6th June la, not august. Gosh! i'm so dead"

then i quickly told her

"erm wait, it's my mistake. nvm. goodday."
"tell you what happen when i see you"

then vincent smsed me and pop out in my room in his sleepy mode

"her birthday august la! i still remember"

then i smsed another girl to check her birth date.

"6th la..."

oh GOSH!!!

then i sms the girl again

"so Monday you free or not one. now i seriously wanna ask you out for dinner"

after the whole incident, an imaginary Christine, Jessica, Chia Wen triad came poking their index finger on my head saying, "can you not be so blur?!"

Kentut

Read inn shan's blog about farting. reminds me of the Theory Kentut and Perwatakan Seseorang that i read long time ago.

i like the last one... enjoy!

1 . ORANG YANG TIDAK JUJUR
Orang yang kalau kentut, selalu menyalahkan orang lain

2 . ORANG BANGANG
Orang yang menahan kentutnya berjam jam

3 . ORANG YANG BERWAWASAN JAUH
Orang yang tahu bila dia hendak kentut

4 . ORANG SENGSARA
Orang yang nak kentut tapi tak boleh kentut

5 . ORANG YANG MISTERI
Orang yang kalau kentut, orang lain takkan tahu6 . ORANG YANG GUGUPOrang yang tetiba tahan kentutnya bila tiba masa untuk kentut

7 . ORANG YANG PERCAYA PADA DIRI SENDIRI
Orang yang selalu menganggap kentutnya berbau harum

8 . ORANG YANG SADIS
Orang yang kentut di katil, terus mengibaskan kentutnya pada katil orang lain

9 . ORANG YANG PEMALU
Orang yang kalau kentut selalunya tak berbunyi tapi selalu merasa malu sendiri

10. ORANG YANG STRATEGIK
Orang yang sering menyembunyikan kentutnya dengan ketawa terbahak-bahak agar tidak didengari oleh orang lain

11. ORANG YANG BODOH
Orang yang dah kentut, kemudian menarik nafas untuk menggantikan agin yang keluar

12. ORANG YANG PELIK
Orang yang kalau terkentut, mengeluarkannya sediki-sedikit sampai bunyi “tit - tit - tittttt”

13. ORANG YANG SOMBONG
Orang yang kalau kentut selalu berasa bangga dengan kentutnya

14. ORANG YANG PERAMAH
Orang yang sering mencium kentut orang lain

15. ORANG YANG TIDAK SUKA BERGAUL
Orang yang selalu kentut bersembunyi

16. ORANG YANG AKUATIK
Orang yang selalu kentut dalam air sampai berbunyi “blekutuk - blekutuk - bloop -bloop -bloopp”

17. ORANG YANG ATHLIT
Orang yang kalau kentut, sering mengeluarkan tenaga dalaman

18. ORANG YANG JUJUR
Orang yang sering mengaku apabila terkentut

19. ORANG YANG PINTAR
Orang yang boleh menilai bau kentut seseorang

20. ORANG YANG BERBAU MALANG
Orang yang nak kentut, tahi pula yang keluar….

Tsun Jin High School

found this facts, FUN facts, about Tsun Jin High School from Wikipedia. there's where i learned my chinese-school-nurtured-with-limited-vocab-kinda-powderful-ah-beng-engLAND. read and you'll know why.

Tsun jin is a Chinese independent high school situated along Jalan Loke Yew in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. It consists of A,B,C,D four buildings and an ‘English’ building meant for English language lessons only.
*yeah! they need the 'english' building badly.

Ground Floor
On the ground floor, there is:
• a double story library - It contains thousands of books and has mirrors that reflect the back of the shelves so that the head librarian (an old lady that prefers to be called ‘ah yi’ instead of ‘aunty’) will be able to see if any students decide to do anything inappropriate there.
*"ah yi" still means "aunty" in chinese. aunty is a taboo word!!!

• two badminton courts - they are situated on each side of the school hall therefore whoever inside the hall will be able to hear every cheer that is made out on the courts.
*i suppose the player is not gonna cheer when they play ON the courts. and why on earth that the whoever inside the hall wants to listen to the cheers while listening to lectures (scroll down to refer to the "air conditioned hall")

• a small car park - these car park spaces are usually used by parents who pick up their children after school who somehow think that getting out of the car will solve traffic problems.
*yeah! KL people solving traffic problems

• an air-conditioned hall - as said above, it is in between the two badminton courts. Concerts and any form of lectures are usually held there.

• a few extra rooms - these extra rooms are provided for societies that need space for their inventory. E.g. the boy scout and girl guide society, the dance society and so on.
*can i have some extra rooms for my house too?!

• a music room - the music room is usually occupied by the choir society. During school hours, the teacher uses it to hold music classes.

• a canteen - the canteen is the busiest place during break. Every student wants to buy at least something from either one of the two stalls in the canteen. The canteen closer to the Car park is generally considered cheaper than the other stall.
* student say: "eh! wait me awhile ar! i wanna buy at least something from the canteen!"

The first floor basically includes the staff room, the different departments and classrooms. The second, third only consists of classrooms whereas the fourth/last floor consists of more classrooms and two computer rooms.
*just ask for more! more classrooms! more classrooms!! i want more!!!

If you go down the slope on the right of the school gate, you would come to a 240m running track, a small field and two basketball courts which if we put a net up can become a volleyball court.
*if we put a net? fish net?! basketball net?! badminton net?!

As you can see, the school is a rather large school and has approximately 450 new students per year. (50students x classes) since the school has 6 years, the student population is approximately 2700+/-.

Academically, this school is excellent and has maintained that excellence for many years now. Aside from studying (which by the way, the school takes very seriously) Tsun Jin excels in many ways as well. Take sports for example; basketball teams have won many championships for the past few years, and the seniors have broken the country’s records over and over again. The choir society has won many awards including best piano accompaniment in the country, best male vocalist in the country and so on. Another one of the few incredible societies are the Tsun Jin High School Boy Scouts and Girl Guides. They have been to campfires every chance they get and of all the very few times they have been able to make it, they have come home with excellent results and the trophies to prove it. They were considered one of the best boy scout and girl guides troop ever seen.
*"show me the tropies!!!"

Tsun Jin High School has more than a hundred societies including the drama club, Chinese society, debate team and many, many more.

The time table for this school is fixed. Every other Monday, we will have an assembly while each morning during administration period, different years will take turns to do their morning exercises followed by a speech session where every class representative will deliver a speech in that particular week’s language. During school hours, every period is 40 minutes long and there will be a ten minute break after every two lessons. There will be two longer breaks, once at 9.20 in the morning for twenty minutes and the other at 12.30 in the afternoon for forty minutes. Unlike many other schools, this school has cleaner toilets and two on each floor. It even provides toilet rolls.

As this is a typical Chinese independent school where their first priority is discipline, the student’s natural instincts have been honed to tuck in their shirts, tidy their hair etc. when they see a teacher.

Until this year, (2007) Tsun Jin has been established for 52 years. it’s future is bright and the student population is increasing.

Malaysia - Truly Asia

we were having lecture on pharmacokinetics. in drug metabolism says that metabolizers can be divided into extensive metabolizers and poor metabolizers. for example, asians are fast acetylators (some how our acetyle transferase can work faster) compare to non-asians.

and our lecturer emphasized that "even if you're born in Malaysia, you must know that your origin is from asia. you know? chinese, indians. so you guys are considered as asians too!."



but no offence! she's a good teacher! she made us understand pharmacokinetics quite well!